AYE MATEY!

You know you have hit the wall when you tell the four year old, who has been in pajamas for no good reason for  FOUR days, to get dressed because company is coming for dinner  and you don't care that he shows up like this:

Fortunately, the company that is coming is bringing their grown up swashbucklers who may just appreciate the old days of their pirate lore childhood!

Hopefully.